So stressed I feel the need have “reading breaks” to blow off some steam
You give me a boner.
Not a penis boner—
but a boner in my heart.
A heart on, an affection erection.
WARM MY HEART
if countries were students
- Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
- America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
- Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
- England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
- New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
- The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
- France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
- China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
- Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
It’s a waste of body to not dance
okay THIS is my favorite so far
if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it
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