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You give me a boner.
Not a penis boner—
but a boner in my heart.
A heart on, an affection erection.

Reasons why Ursula is my fave Disney Villain →

just-another-ugly-girl:

image Firstly she’s totally body confident, like she knows she’s larger but she doesn’t care. Why? Because she has the confidence to flaunt her body anyway. And she advocates body confidence in Ariel.

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Like, look at that smile she knows she’s owning that lipstick.

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She has the power to make…

#Ursulaappreciationpost

olessan:

So I saw this post and, well

#Ursuaappreciationpost

tyleroakley:

WARM MY HEART

Source: casadaperonomuerta

disneyworld-is-my-home:

kidanedakh:

Disney + text posts

THAT LAST ONE. 

Source: kidanedakh

if countries were students

  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

Source: toohephap

It’s a waste of body to not dance

Source: thedancerwithtattoos

sassy-ass-cat:

okay THIS is my favorite so far

sassy-ass-cat:

okay THIS is my favorite so far

Source: sassy-ass-cat

ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

Source: ernbarassing

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

ME

Source: lmpossibleprincess